Do I have enough stuff to do in 2012? Of course not. Which is why I've resolved to start conducting author interviews on this here blog of mine (which will soon move to a full-blown website, honest to, um, blog). Once a month I'll tenderly interrogate some poor fuck who has a new book coming out. Those who write science fiction, fantasy, and/or horror, be warned: In the coming months I may hit you up with book requests, defamation waivers, and dumb questions sharpened by my many years of asking dumb questions for a living.