Farrago's Wainscot--one of the most progressive and adventurous weird-fiction publications in recent memory--is back. And I'm lucky enough to have a short story in their new issue. The story is titled "Of Homes Gone," and it imagines an impoverished world where people are no longer allowed (or no longer allow themselves?) to go inside buildings. It also has boys without noses, hints of Guy Debord, and architecture that resembles "a labyrinth of capillaries." If you dare to read it, I hope you like it.
Wednesday, January 14, 2015
"...a labyrinth of capillaries."
Farrago's Wainscot--one of the most progressive and adventurous weird-fiction publications in recent memory--is back. And I'm lucky enough to have a short story in their new issue. The story is titled "Of Homes Gone," and it imagines an impoverished world where people are no longer allowed (or no longer allow themselves?) to go inside buildings. It also has boys without noses, hints of Guy Debord, and architecture that resembles "a labyrinth of capillaries." If you dare to read it, I hope you like it.
From Motherships to Dazzle Ships: An Author-Selected Sampler of Great Science Fiction Music
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Adventure Rocketship! #1 |
That second issue of AR! has yet to materialize (although I'd love to see it surface at some point), which left me holding a handful of great lists of SF music. Below are those lists, a stellar sampler of albums, songs, and insights about the intersection of speculation and sound. Thanks to all involved. Time to queue up some Parliament.
My favorite SF-themed music is
the stuff that heads straight for the
concept of alienation and
then turns it all the way inside out, so
that the sparks fly--no,
soar--in every direction, and reach all of
us. I don't know how to
rank these, so I won't; they're in
chronological order.
1. Sun Ra, Interstellar Low
Ways
2. Parliament, Mothership
Connection
3. OutKast, ATLiens
4. Radiohead, Kid A
5. Janelle Monae, The ArchAndroid
1. UFO: Strangers in the Night
The live rendition of
"Lights Out" is the best soundtrack to an SF adventure film never
made. Ever.
2. Montrose: Self-Titled Debut
In any intergalactic pit
fight, someone will come to the match with "Rock the Nation" or
"Space Station No. 5" as their theme song.
3. Rush: 2112
Inspired by SF works from
Isaac Asimov to Samuel R. Delaney, Neil Peart's space opera is smarter than
anything Hawkind ever wrote, if not as cool.
4. Godspeed You! Black
Emperor: Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas to Heaven
When a new planet is born, the
main theme is played. When a planet dies, the last song is played.
5. Queen: Soundtrack to Flash
Gordon
When a soundtrack is this
awesome, No explanation is required.
My tracks, which purposefully
don't include "The Final Countdown," though I did really want to
somehow feature a Yes video:
1: "Rocket Man,"
Elton John
The loneliness up there, man. It's like Don DeLillo's "Human Moments in World War III" story. Also, Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids. At least not yet. But I've always wondered if that line was in response to Stranger in a Strange Land.
The loneliness up there, man. It's like Don DeLillo's "Human Moments in World War III" story. Also, Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids. At least not yet. But I've always wondered if that line was in response to Stranger in a Strange Land.
2: "Highwayman,"
Highwaymen
Willie liberating jewelry, Kris doing his best Bobby McGee out on the high seas, Waylon building Hoover, Johnny Cash playing Fear Agent out there between the planets. It all confirms some suspicions I'd had all along, about time and space, life and death.
Willie liberating jewelry, Kris doing his best Bobby McGee out on the high seas, Waylon building Hoover, Johnny Cash playing Fear Agent out there between the planets. It all confirms some suspicions I'd had all along, about time and space, life and death.
3: "Band on the
Run," Wings
I've always heard this song as if sung by a spaceship crew. Stuck inside these four walls, sent inside forever. That could be Ripley and Bishop and them, yes? HAL and Dave. And there's even an M-class planet in there, a 'desert world.' This song's pure Silent Running, pure Sunshine. And then of course they fall into that sunshine.
I've always heard this song as if sung by a spaceship crew. Stuck inside these four walls, sent inside forever. That could be Ripley and Bishop and them, yes? HAL and Dave. And there's even an M-class planet in there, a 'desert world.' This song's pure Silent Running, pure Sunshine. And then of course they fall into that sunshine.
4: "Life on Mars?"
David Bowie
Not the usual spidery pick from his catalog, I know. But how can that girl be watching that movie? And how can this 'Bowie' have written it? The story of the song wraps around on itself in a very Calvino way, and then's out the door only two verses in, so you don't even have time to question what just happened. Real aliens are clever like that.
Not the usual spidery pick from his catalog, I know. But how can that girl be watching that movie? And how can this 'Bowie' have written it? The story of the song wraps around on itself in a very Calvino way, and then's out the door only two verses in, so you don't even have time to question what just happened. Real aliens are clever like that.
5: "The Voice,"
Moody Blues, from Long Distance Traveler
I title I keep trying to use, for science fiction. You know how The Dark Side of the Moon's supposed to go with The Wizard of Oz? I've always thought Long Distance Traveler was meant as accompaniment for Olaf Stapledon's Star Maker. Just listen to that first distant, obviously galactic sound that opens up "The Voice." It's haunting, it's bigger than any of us. Your mind has no choice but to fold open.
I title I keep trying to use, for science fiction. You know how The Dark Side of the Moon's supposed to go with The Wizard of Oz? I've always thought Long Distance Traveler was meant as accompaniment for Olaf Stapledon's Star Maker. Just listen to that first distant, obviously galactic sound that opens up "The Voice." It's haunting, it's bigger than any of us. Your mind has no choice but to fold open.
First runner-up:
"Everything You Know Is Wrong," Weird Al. Obviously.
Also, I vote Ace Frehley as
the most science fiction of any guitar player ever, even counting
interplanetery history and the Dominion.
Powers by Andy Partridge
should be on the list. His eerie soundscape tribute album to sci-fi master
artist Richard M. Powers is great.
Top 5 SF albums:
Rush--2112
Really, nothing more need be said.
Really, nothing more need be said.
Queensryche--Operation: Mindcrime
Dystopia, mind control, assassination. Doesn't get much more SF than that.
Dystopia, mind control, assassination. Doesn't get much more SF than that.
King Crimson--In the Court
of the Crimson King
My go-to psychedelia.
My go-to psychedelia.
Yes--Relayer
An underrated work. "The Gates of Delirium" is suitably epic.
An underrated work. "The Gates of Delirium" is suitably epic.
Iron Maiden--Somewhere in
Time
Another underrated album. One of the band's best. And hey, "Stranger in a Strange Land."
Another underrated album. One of the band's best. And hey, "Stranger in a Strange Land."
Top 5 SF singles:
Billy Thorpe, "Children
of the Sun"
A one-hit wonder, but what a hit.
A one-hit wonder, but what a hit.
Blue Oyster Cult,
"Veteran of the Psychic Wars"
A nightmare vision of the future, done without a hint of irony.
A nightmare vision of the future, done without a hint of irony.
Rush, "The Body
Electric"
Featuring one of my favorite Rush lyrics ever: "Bytes break into bits."
Featuring one of my favorite Rush lyrics ever: "Bytes break into bits."
Zager and Evans, "In the
Year 2525"
Cheesy? Sure. But never let it be said that rock 'n' roll doesn't take the long view.
Cheesy? Sure. But never let it be said that rock 'n' roll doesn't take the long view.
Pink Floyd, "Set the
Controls for the Heart of the Sun"
No idea what the song's about, but the title demands to be included here.
No idea what the song's about, but the title demands to be included here.
The ELO half of the soundtrack to Xanadu.
Deltron 3030: Deltron 3030
This record is to science
fiction what Enter the Wu-Tang was for kung fu. A dense, mythology-heavy
concept record with more sfnal ideas than you can shake a blaster at, it's also
a damn good listen from start to finish.
David Bowie: The Rise and Fall
of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars
I mean, c'mon.
Black Sabbath: Paranoid
Y'all can keep your Zeppelin-y
ruminations on the Shire; I'll take the crushing, post-apocalyptic tunes of
classic Sabbath any day.
Parliament: Mothership
Connection
Like Douglas Adams, Parliament
punctures the myth of the self-serious science fiction nerd with one of the
ass-shakin'est records of all time.
Devo: Q: Are We Not Men? A: We are Devo!
De-evolution never sounded so good.
1) "Replicas" by
Gary Numan and Tubeway Army
Full of robot friends
("Are Friends Electric?") and night clubs were humans are tortured
for the entertainment of robots ("Down in the Park"), this album to
me fully encapsulates the cyberpunk verve of the early 80s.
2) "Visage" by
Visage
Glitz and glam new wave with a
decidedly futuristic edge, this was the sound we imagined would be playing in
the night clubs of the 21st century, back when 2000 seemed so far away. The
video for the title track "Visage" might have been a cut scene from
Blade Runner. And I could see their most popular hit, "Fade to Grey",
as the theme song to Chris Marker's brilliant French time-travel film La Jetée.
3) "Flaunt It" and
"Dress for Excess" by Sigue Sigue Sputnik
I include both albums here
because it's hard for me to separate them. SSS mocked the corporate excess and
over-consumption that showed its moisturized face in the early 80s. SSS went
so far as to put ads for hair products (Loreal) and fashion rags (ID Magazine)
and others between each song. "Love Missile F1-11" made an appearance
in the opening act of Ferris Bueller's Day Off, and the upbeat track turns Cold
War paranoia into one long sexual metaphor. Layering their music with
samples from Blade Runner, Scarface, Dirty Harry, and Japanese advertisements,
it's easy to enter the future techno-pop world that Sigue Sigue Sputnik
imagined for us. Favorite tracks are "21-st Century Boy,"
"Teenage Thunder," "Rio Rocks," and "M.A.D." The
albums are worth it just for their cover art.
4) "Dazzle Ships" by
OMD
Known for their pop songs like
"If You Leave," "Dazzle Ships" was a sharp departure from
their previous oeuvre. "Genetic Engineering" warns about the dangers
of experimenting with human DNA and has my favorite use of a Speak-and-Spell (an
80s toy) which creepily chants in a Stephen-Hawking-esque voice, "Babies,
mother, hospital, scissors. Creature, judgment, butcher, Engineer."
"Dazzle Ships Pts. 1-3" might be the sound of a spaceship docking
gone wrong, while "Time Zones" layers recordings of individuals from
around the world announcing the time. With tracks called "The Romance of
the Telescope," "Radio Waves," and "Telegraph" this
album veers sharply toward the science-fictional landscape and safely lands on
its own unique planet.
5) Blade Runner Soundtrack
by Vangelis
Blade Runner, that iconic film
that has influenced everything from fashion to architecture, would only be half
a film if not for the surreal aural landscape painted by Vangelis. Due to
rights issues, the original film score wasn't available for public release
until 1994, and so for years we had to listen to the cheap methadone substitute
of an orchestral version. Who can forget the atmospheric sounds of "Main
Titles" when the film opens to Los Angeles' smog-choked streets? And the
haunting saxophone of the "Love Theme" is forever seared into my mind
as the sound of future city blues. With "Memories of Green" we
can almost hear Rachael's tears as she realizes she's a replicant. "Tales
of the Future" takes us down into Animoid Row, where artificial animals
are sold on thronging streets. And the "End Titles" might be
the orchestral accompaniment to Philip K. Dick's dreams. May you rest in peace,
fair prophet!
Monday, January 12, 2015
Vermillion Revisited

I love Shepard's work -- I reviewed his posthumous novel Beautiful Blood, the culmination of his masterful Dragon Griaule cycle, last year for NPR -- and it was an honor to dwell in his abandoned city-universe for a little while longer.
Friday, January 9, 2015
Morrissey Solo Albums: Ranked
For no real reason other than the fact that I'm trying to find reasons not to do actual work to today, I thought I'd rank all of Morrissey's solo albums. A little background: Morrissey's debut solo album, Viva Hate, came out in 1988 (on my 16th birthday, no less!), and as huge Smiths fan I bought it immediately. I've been faithfully buying his solo albums, for better or worse, ever since. I still spend SO MUCH FUCKING TIME listening to these albums, far more time than I spend listening to most other music, new or old. I have something wrong with me.
Please note: For the sake of simplicity I'm excluding most of Morrissey's many compilation albums, save for Bona Drag, which stands alone well enough despite its overlap with Viva Hate (and also because we all had no idea back then that Morrissey was going to turn into such on obsessive self-cannibalizer, discography-wise). I'm also leaving out the live album Beethoven's Deaf, despite how awesome it is. Oh, and in all cases, I'm using the most recent reissue of said album--especially in the case of my #1 pick, which particularly benefits from its reissue bonus tracks. And yes, this is all 100% subjective. Do I really even need to say that?
1. Southpaw Grammar (1995)
2. Vauxhall and I (1994)
3. Your Arsenal (1992)
4. Bona Drag (1990)
5. Viva Hate (1988)
6. You Are the Quarry (2004)
7. Maladjusted (1997)
8. Ringleader of the Tormentors (2006)
9. Years of Refusal (2009)
10. Kill Uncle (1991)
11. World Peace Is None of Your Business (2014)
Now go listen to Southpaw Grammar five hundred times in a row and try to tell me I'm wrong.
Please note: For the sake of simplicity I'm excluding most of Morrissey's many compilation albums, save for Bona Drag, which stands alone well enough despite its overlap with Viva Hate (and also because we all had no idea back then that Morrissey was going to turn into such on obsessive self-cannibalizer, discography-wise). I'm also leaving out the live album Beethoven's Deaf, despite how awesome it is. Oh, and in all cases, I'm using the most recent reissue of said album--especially in the case of my #1 pick, which particularly benefits from its reissue bonus tracks. And yes, this is all 100% subjective. Do I really even need to say that?
1. Southpaw Grammar (1995)
2. Vauxhall and I (1994)
3. Your Arsenal (1992)
4. Bona Drag (1990)
5. Viva Hate (1988)
6. You Are the Quarry (2004)
7. Maladjusted (1997)
8. Ringleader of the Tormentors (2006)
9. Years of Refusal (2009)
10. Kill Uncle (1991)
11. World Peace Is None of Your Business (2014)
Now go listen to Southpaw Grammar five hundred times in a row and try to tell me I'm wrong.
Wednesday, December 31, 2014
2014: The Year in Stuff
Seeing as how 2014 is being put to bed, I find myself prone to the same backward-glancing rumination as your average navel-gazing creative type. Turns out, 2014 was a more happening year than it seemed to me at first. And not just because I went on an Irish honeymoon with my lovely wife in May, which was amazing. Here are a few things I've been up to over the past few months:
-A chapter on time-travel music that I wrote appeared in Ann and Jeff VanderMeer's latest anthology, The Time Traveler's Almanac (Tor Books). I also did a reading/signing with my table-of-contents-mates Carrie Vaughn and Connie Willis, which was beyond an honor.
-I wrote a Goosebumps book for Scholastic that will tie into the Goosebumps movie next year.
-In addition to reviewing a bunch of books for NPR.org, I wrote my first music article for them: a piece about the Bedhead box set.
-I wrote a ton of stuff for Pitchfork, including dozens of music reviews and longer pieces on John Fahey, Sun Ra, Steve Albini, and Peter Bebergal's great new book, Season of the Witch: How the Occult Saved Rock and Roll.
-Over at The A.V. Club, I finished my year-long series on '90s punk, Fear Of A Punk Decade, as well as lots of other assorted malarkey, including pieces on Dragonlance, The Black Hole, Lev Grossman, and China Mieville.
-I started writing for Entertainment Weekly, and there I rambled on about everything from Margaret Atwood to Marianne Faithfull, and from steampunk to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
-My alma mater, Clarkesworld Magazine, ran a couple essays of mine, including one I'm really proud of: a piece about growing up geek and poor.
-I launched a monthly science-fiction film series at Alamo Drafthouse Denver called Science Friction, which I curate and host along with my old friend Frank Romero, cofounder of Denver Comic Con. Fantasy author Jesse Bullington filled in as my cohost a few times, and those two guys are the best.
-I wrote a couple short stories that will be published in 2015: "Of Homes Gone," a surreal science-fiction tale, for the relaunch of Farrago's Wainscot, and "The Projectionist," a dreamy horror story for Nightmares Unhinged, an anthology from Hex Publishers.
-I finished an extensive revision of the first draft of my middle-grade science-fiction novel, Lullaby Underground, and got some great interest and feedback from a certain editor who shall remain nameless, but who rocks. I'm giving it one more rewrite, and from there, fingers crossed.
-I lined up a few awesome things for 2015, including editing an anthology with the great S. J. Chambers, co-author with Jeff VanderMeer of The Steampunk Bible; contributing to another excellent book by an editor/author already mentioned; and being part of a novel-writing workshop in the summer of '15 with a handful of amazing writers, which will take place in the house of a Very Famous Author (tease, tease).
-I got a new tattoo: Bubo from Clash Of The Titans.
-For the 42nd year in a row, I didn't kill anyone.
-A chapter on time-travel music that I wrote appeared in Ann and Jeff VanderMeer's latest anthology, The Time Traveler's Almanac (Tor Books). I also did a reading/signing with my table-of-contents-mates Carrie Vaughn and Connie Willis, which was beyond an honor.
-I wrote a Goosebumps book for Scholastic that will tie into the Goosebumps movie next year.
-In addition to reviewing a bunch of books for NPR.org, I wrote my first music article for them: a piece about the Bedhead box set.
-I wrote a ton of stuff for Pitchfork, including dozens of music reviews and longer pieces on John Fahey, Sun Ra, Steve Albini, and Peter Bebergal's great new book, Season of the Witch: How the Occult Saved Rock and Roll.
-Over at The A.V. Club, I finished my year-long series on '90s punk, Fear Of A Punk Decade, as well as lots of other assorted malarkey, including pieces on Dragonlance, The Black Hole, Lev Grossman, and China Mieville.
-I started writing for Entertainment Weekly, and there I rambled on about everything from Margaret Atwood to Marianne Faithfull, and from steampunk to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
-My alma mater, Clarkesworld Magazine, ran a couple essays of mine, including one I'm really proud of: a piece about growing up geek and poor.
-I launched a monthly science-fiction film series at Alamo Drafthouse Denver called Science Friction, which I curate and host along with my old friend Frank Romero, cofounder of Denver Comic Con. Fantasy author Jesse Bullington filled in as my cohost a few times, and those two guys are the best.
-I wrote a couple short stories that will be published in 2015: "Of Homes Gone," a surreal science-fiction tale, for the relaunch of Farrago's Wainscot, and "The Projectionist," a dreamy horror story for Nightmares Unhinged, an anthology from Hex Publishers.
-I finished an extensive revision of the first draft of my middle-grade science-fiction novel, Lullaby Underground, and got some great interest and feedback from a certain editor who shall remain nameless, but who rocks. I'm giving it one more rewrite, and from there, fingers crossed.
-I lined up a few awesome things for 2015, including editing an anthology with the great S. J. Chambers, co-author with Jeff VanderMeer of The Steampunk Bible; contributing to another excellent book by an editor/author already mentioned; and being part of a novel-writing workshop in the summer of '15 with a handful of amazing writers, which will take place in the house of a Very Famous Author (tease, tease).
-I got a new tattoo: Bubo from Clash Of The Titans.
-For the 42nd year in a row, I didn't kill anyone.
Tuesday, August 19, 2014
Best albums: 2010-2014
Over at Pitchfork today, our list of the top 100 albums of the first half of the decade, 2010-2014, has been posted. I got to write the entries for #60 (PJ Harvey's Let England Shake), #50 (Godspeed You! Black Emperor's Allelujah! Don't Bend Ascend!), and #28 (My Bloody Valentine's mbv). Along with the rest of Pitchfork's contributors, I submitted a ballot of my own personal top 100 albums from 2010-2014 before the master list was made. In the interest of transparency, discourse, and why-the-fuck-not, here's my ballot:
- Deafheaven: Sunbather
- Swans: The Seer
- Jesu: Ascension
- The Men: Open Your Heart
- Locrian: Return to Annihilation
- White Lung: Deep Fantasy
- Pallbearer: Sorrow and Extinction
- Iceage: New Brigade
- My Bloody Valentine: mbv
- Fucked Up: David Comes to Life
- Cult of Youth: Love Will Prevail
- Wolves in the Throne Room: Celestial Lineage
- PJ Harvey: Let England Shake
- Circle Takes the Square: Decompositions: Volume Number One
- Sunn O))) / Ulver: Terrestrials
- Prurient: Bermuda Drain
- Joanna Newsom: Have One on Me
- Liturgy: Aesthethica
- Godspeed You! Black Emperor: Allelujah! Don't Bend! Ascend!
- Chelsea Wolfe: Pain Is Beauty
- Ty Segall: Sleeper
- Titus Andronicus: The Monitor
- Mamiffer: Mare Decendrii
- Waxahatchee: Cerulean Salt
- Metz: Metz
- SubRosa: More Constant Than the Gods
- Protomartyr: Under Color of Official Right
- Bill Callahan: Dream River
- Deafheaven: Roads to Judah
- Speedy Ortiz: Major Arcana
- Merchandise: Children of Desire
- Loma Prieta: I.V.
- David Bowie: The Next Day
- Converge: All We Love We Leave Behind
- Agalloch: Marrow of the Spirit
- Marissa Nadler: July
- Earth: Angels of Darkness, Demons of Light 1
- Code Orange Kids: Love is Love/Return to Dust
- No Age: Everything in Between
- Destruction Unit: Deep Trip
- Ceremony: Rohnert Park
- Swans: My Father Will Guide Me Up a Rope to the Sky
- Inter Arma: Sky Burial
- Pianos Become the Teeth: The Lack Long After
- Perfect Pussy: Say Yes to Love
- YOB: Atma
- Lower: Seek Warmer Climes
- Thee Silver Mt. Zion Memorial Orchestra: Fuck Off Get Free We Pour Light on Everything
- Self Defense Family: Try Me
- Lycus: Tempest
- Japandroids: Celebration Rock
- Trap Them: Darker Handcraft
- Kinit Her: The Poet & the Blue Flower
- Cult Ritual: LP1
- Screaming Females: Ugly
- The Haxan Cloak: Excavation
- Tombs: Path of Totality
- Cold Cave: Cherish the Light Years
- Krallice: Diotima
- Priests: Bodies and Control and Money and Power
- The Body: I Shall Die Here
- P.S. Eliot: Sadie
- Thursday: No Devolucion
- Swans: To Be Kind
- Tigers Jaw: Charmer
- Arctic Flowers: Reveries
- Year of the Goat: Angels’ Necropolis
- York Factory Complaint: Lost in the Spectacle
- Savages: Silence Yourself
- Horseback: Half Blood
- White Suns: Totem
- Total Abuse: Mutt
- Cloud Rat: Moksha
- The Pains of Being Pure at Heart: Belong
- Emma Ruth Rundle: Some Heavy Ocean
- High on Fire: De Vermis Mysteriis
- Have a Nice Life: The Unnatural World
- Amebix: Sonic Mass
- Wild Flag: Wild Flag
- Barn Owl: Ancestral Star
- Touche Amore: Parting the Sea Between Brightness and Me
- Neil Young / Crazy Horse: Psychedelic Pill
- Fear of Men: Loom
- Windhand: Soma
- The Saddest Landscape: You Will Not Survive
- Barren Harvest: Subtle Cruelties
- Pissed Jeans: Honeys
- La Dispute: Rooms of the House
- Taurus: No/Thing
- The Soft Moon: The Soft Moon
- Pig Destroyer: Book Burner
- Ted Leo and the Pharmacists: The Brutalist Bricks
- Rush: Clockwork Angels
- Baroness: Yellow & Green
- Bob Mould: Silver Age
- Oranssi Pazuzu: Velonielu
- Planning For Burial: Desideratum
- Blood and Sun: White Storms Fall
- Russian Circles: Empros
- Ex Hex: Rips
Friday, March 21, 2014
Reading this Sunday: The Time Traveler's Almanac
I am once again pinching myself. The Time Traveler's Almanac, the definitive anthology of time travel fiction, just came out via Tor Books, and I am honored to be a part of it. My essay, "Music for Time Travelers," is one of the pieces of nonfiction commissioned for the book by its award-winning editors Ann and Jeff VanderMeer, and I'm pretty proud of it. To commemorate the release of this massive book, its three Colorado-based contributors--Connie Willis, Carrie Vaughn, and I--will be reading from and signing copies of The Almanac this Sunday, March 23, at Denver's Broadway Book Mall at 3 p.m. The event is free, so if you're in the area, stop on by and say hi. In the meantime, check out a couple interviews I did in advance of the reading for Westword and The Denver Post. You can also read the preface of the book, written by the VanderMeers themselves, over at The A.V. Club. Meanwhile I'll be over here pinching myself some more.
Saturday, March 8, 2014
Some Interesting Facts About Words
-A word can grow only so long, but the largest word ever found was in South Africa and measured 22 feet.
-A word has no arms, legs, or eyes.
-Words live where there is food, moisture, oxygen, and a favorable temperature. If they don’t have these things, they go somewhere else.
-In one acre of land, there can be more than a million words.
-Slime, which words secrete, contains nitrogen.
-Charles Darwin spent 39 years studying words more than 100 years ago.
-Words are coldblooded.
-Words have the ability to replace or replicate lost segments. This ability varies greatly depending on the amount of damage to the word and where it is cut.
-Words are not born. They hatch from cocoons smaller than a grain of rice.
-Even though words don’t have eyes, they can sense light, especially at their anterior (front end). They move away from light and will become paralyzed if exposed to light for too long.
-Words are hermaphrodites. Each word has both male and female organs. Words mate by joining their clitella (swollen area near the head of a mature word) and exchanging sperm. Then each word forms an egg capsule in its clitellum.
-Words can eat their weight each day.
-If a word’s skin dries out, it will die.
-A word has no arms, legs, or eyes.
-Words live where there is food, moisture, oxygen, and a favorable temperature. If they don’t have these things, they go somewhere else.
-In one acre of land, there can be more than a million words.
-Slime, which words secrete, contains nitrogen.
-Charles Darwin spent 39 years studying words more than 100 years ago.
-Words are coldblooded.
-Words have the ability to replace or replicate lost segments. This ability varies greatly depending on the amount of damage to the word and where it is cut.
-Words are not born. They hatch from cocoons smaller than a grain of rice.
-Even though words don’t have eyes, they can sense light, especially at their anterior (front end). They move away from light and will become paralyzed if exposed to light for too long.
-Words are hermaphrodites. Each word has both male and female organs. Words mate by joining their clitella (swollen area near the head of a mature word) and exchanging sperm. Then each word forms an egg capsule in its clitellum.
-Words can eat their weight each day.
-If a word’s skin dries out, it will die.
Sunday, March 2, 2014
On Growing Up Geek and Poor

Monday, December 23, 2013
Flipping Ahead: SF/F Books I'm Anticipating in Early '14
Did I read even half of the new books I wanted to in 2013? Not even close. But that hasn't stopped me from looking forward to some of the most promising novels (by my humble estimation) in the speculative-fiction/science-fiction/fantasy realm that are due in the first couple months of 2014. Like these:
On Such a Full Sea by Chang-rae Lee (Riverhead, Jan. 7)
Shovel Ready by Adam Sternbergh (Crown, Jan. 14)
Red Rising by Pierce Brown (Random House, Jan. 28)
Hang Wire by Adam Christopher (Angry Robot, Jan. 28)
Strange Bodies by Marcel Theroux (Farrar, Straus & Giroux, Feb. 4)
Annihilation by Jeff VanderMeer (FSG Originals, Feb. 4)
The Waking Engine by David Edison (Tor, Feb. 11)
Black Moon by Kenneth Calhoun (Hogarth, Mar. 4)
On Such a Full Sea by Chang-rae Lee (Riverhead, Jan. 7)
Shovel Ready by Adam Sternbergh (Crown, Jan. 14)
Red Rising by Pierce Brown (Random House, Jan. 28)
Hang Wire by Adam Christopher (Angry Robot, Jan. 28)
Strange Bodies by Marcel Theroux (Farrar, Straus & Giroux, Feb. 4)
Annihilation by Jeff VanderMeer (FSG Originals, Feb. 4)
The Waking Engine by David Edison (Tor, Feb. 11)
Black Moon by Kenneth Calhoun (Hogarth, Mar. 4)
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