Saturday, February 27, 2010

Batman Lambert 2: Mimetic Boogaloo

After milking the juices from a slice of body-warmed ham and dripping them with delicate care between the upturned lips of the skeletal urchin, Batman Lambert feels the pulse of history erupt beneath his feet. It is time, he sighs, to start a new colony here. With a glittery fingernail he traces the corrugation of the suckling child's ribcage, wondering how many of his brothers and sisters might one day live there.

1 comment:

  1. Interesting. I'm not sure what to say...I was reading something you wrote for the AV Club and thought: Do I know this guy? I don't think I do. But hey, your blog and writing is a fuckton better than any "Jason Heller" named (or similarly named) person I vaguely remember from high school. So yeah, nice work.