Thursday, April 15, 2010

An open letter to gaping assholes


Dear tea party protesters,

Kindly get the fuck out of my neighborhood. I just saw one of you inbred dipshits throw a full sack of fast-food trash into a bush. And what the hell are you all doing on the RTD? Shouldn't you be boycotting the socialist public transportation system?

Signed,

Me

P.S. You know, you're really not being clever with your "OBAMA WANTS YOUR GUN!" bumper sticker. It's pretty obvious it has nothing to do with the Second Amendment and everything to do with you wanting to put a bullet in a black man.

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